Phew! And you say people willingly dropped $5.50 for this steaming pile? I'd rather get a Silver Age Charlton romance comic, and save $5.38 in the process. But I do kind of like Tandy, Mandy and Randy. What, Handy, Dandy and Candy were busy? As if.
Maybe I'm thinking too much about this, but what's the deal with the French speaking woman who seems to be from another planet? And the one with the Bronx(?)Italian accent? Does that get explained in the first issue or is it one of those details that the reader just has to accept on faith?